What will cause you to buy a kinect, how about because it’s fantastic

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January, the month that begins with scraping vomit off the walls and ends with broken resolutions. Reading the classics and working out tends to flow inexorably back to re-reading old comics and putting on weight. Of course, there is Christmas money to consider.

 

Of course, I mean Christmas money, money set aside by friends and relatives that you can spend selfishly. Auntie Gladys sent you £20, great! But who the hell is Auntie Gladys?. You got £50 from Auntie Beryl and Uncle Joseph. You promise to say ‘thank you’ but you never get round to it, its not like Auntie Gladys has Facebook.

 

So, it’s January, where things are down in price and it’s a winter wonderland just waiting to be plundered by you and your newfound wealth. You’ve scraped twelve pints of snake-eye and half a döner kebab with extra chillies off the bathroom wall and you wrap up warm in your new coat (because Uncle Bertram is a practical man who felt he should buy you something useful, even if it is about 12 sizes too sodding small!) and head out to any one of the million computer entertainment megastores currently clogging the arteries of town centres like those huge toxic puke deposits that you get for smoking cigarettes (I know, I know, this is the year you’re gonna quit blah blah blah) You clean the house and head on out in your new coat.  Except, when you get there, you find that it’s all a scam! Its really not all that cheap. In fact, the game you want has sold out.

 

So you stumble home and here you are, reading this. Let me assure you once again that you’ve come to the right place, for the best bargains, best advice and best offers, look no further than this very site. So order now and get cleaning up.

 

Well, you did a crap job of cleaning up that sick, check the wall behind you. It’s right there on the Paisley pattern, also, Paisley? What were you thinking? You’re lucky I wasn’t sick too!